Sunday, March 31, 2013

Ca Ca Ca Curries and Julia

Okay.

I did say I wouldn't go on some stupid cookbook binge...

I said I wouldn't try to cook through a book...

However... French and Indian are some of the mother cuisines of the world, why not? The Lopez's know a thing or thousand about good chow, and I was recently invited to their Facebook group The "660 Curries" Cookbook Club and since I do not possess my own copy, they are bringing me one like such saints that they are!

Also, guilty as charged... I downloaded Mastering the Art of French Cooking. Yes. Julia Child. Why? Because she's HILARIOUS on Julia and Jacques Cooking at Home (on Hulu!) and it is good to have at least a nodding acquaintance with French cuisine.

In Ode To Los Lopezes (and a high-five to Julia), this whole... Manhattan Minimalist project, the 660 Curries shall be included.

Rock on ya'll.


Manhattan Minimialist Challenge

A Ghetto Gourmet Challenge.

I am bringing approximately 20-ish pounds of my condensed pantry, including dried beans, flours, noodles, rices, spices, and random mixes and broth powders. This feels like preparing to move to the frontier. I have a feeling the first thing I'm going to burn through is the mashed potato flakes and sushi rice. I have learned two things in the past two days: 1) drinking whiskey on an empty stomach is like pouring hydrochloric acid into a balloon- it will eat the living shit out of your lining and make digesting anything impossible; 2) rejecting all previous dietary/allergen concerns in a half crazed/starved/withering/"I don't give a f*ck I'll eat what I want" rage will only further agitate previously stated digestive issues. Woe.

Now here is the part where I would like to get all hippie freegan and say "aw shucks man, I'll eat whatever I can get as long as its not wasting", but the truth is I have, and always have had, a champagne taste on a beer budget (the bottle of Prosecco in my little fridge can attest to this), and add this on top of food allergies (whether or not you believe in them, I think I'll punch the next person to tell me to "just get over it and suck it up") it leaves a limited arena of things that don't make my insides feel like they're rotting out. HOWEVER- glory be, most things that are pantry friendly just happen to be egg, dairy, and gluten free! Summer is also coming soon, and I hope to scout out some farmer's markets to score some boutique lettuces and weird berries. So other than when I need fine-dining-therapy, the challenge will be to see how far I can stretch my dry stores. If you've bothered to read any previous blatherings, you will have seen how handy these supplies are to have on hand for instances like: when you ain't got no damn job.

Time to test the Ghetto Gourmet skill set and see how well I can feed not only myself, but my Ent-like boyfriend who probably requires three times my own caloric needs.

That said, I welcome any suggestions, recipes, stories, or if you happen to be in the area and hungry too (i.e. I feed you, you do acupuncture on my back/give me a puppy/give me dollars). Thanks for reading...




Also, don't worry. I'm not going all Julie and Julia apeshit and going to try to cook my way through Mastering the Art of French Cuisine, bitch ain't got Coq Au Vin kind of money yo.


Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Sakura Sushi Pop-Up

There are only a few things I love about erie, but one of them has to be Frankie & May Fresh Grocer. Great food, absolutely fabulous employees, and this venue has given me the opportunity to share my passion for sushi and food with Erie. April 7th I will be doing a sushi "pop-up", which is technically when a restaurant occupies another restaurant's kitchen and serves their own food. In this case, I will be occupying Frankie & May's demo space and serving up a small menu as my love note to Erie. I hope you can stop in for a snack. I won't be gone forever, but we'll see how quickly I fall in love with Manhattan. Many thanks, I am blessed with wonderful people in my life.


4.7.13 Sushi pop-up.

Scallop ceviche | butter lettuce + pear + shisito pepper + cilantro + key lime
Scarlett snapper tataki | seared snapper + jalapeno rajas + papaya vinaigrette + chive + tamarind soy
Spicy tuna maki | chopped tuna + roasted chili aioli + avocado + scallion
Smoked salmon maki | goat cheese + crispy salmon skin + sweet eel sauce
Sakura coconut sweet rice pudding | sake soaked dried cherry + sweet rice + coconut

-ashley sayre (de rivas) a.k.a. sakura a.k.a. maki ninja. xoxo

Friday, March 8, 2013

You need art on that boring ass wall...

Don't lie. You have a wall that looks like a prison cell, or at least a doctors office. Put some relatively decent (I'm my own worst critic) art on it. Or request some if you don't see what you like.







Also random observation, wtf is up with everyone jumping on the Greek yogurt bandwagon? This shits been around for hundreds and hundreds of years, and now all of a sudden people are acting like Greek yogurt, pork belly, and brown butter are brand fucking new. Sorry. Meat-and-potato-avores are obnoxious.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Ghetto Pan-Asian Street Grub

I love Asia. I mean, I really really love Asia. I spent 3 years studying about it in college studying Japanese, and also dabbling with Cantonese and Korean on the side recently. Here is small conglomerate of some of my favorite eats that one can find on the street. Don't let anyone fool you, the best chow to be had in a foreign country, especially the countries where it's perfectly normal to go get a bowl of some steamy mess of deliciousness at 4am (hell yes, Singapore), is on the street. This goes for Mexico too. Street food is the heart and soul of a culture. It's what the rickshaw driver seeks when he's done with a shift, it's what the wok jockey goes for when he's off of work. It's moms food. Here is a small portion of my favorite street dishes. Shout out to Taiwan, Korea, and Thailand. Keep rockin.

GUA BAO

Taiwanese steamed buns (one dozen)

Garnishments:
  • Pickled cucumber
  • Crushed peanuts
  • Crushed rock candy
  • Cilantro
  • Hoisin sauce
  • Scallion

For the buns:

  • 1 cup warm water (105-115°F), divided, plus more if needed
  • 1/2 teaspoon active dry yeast
  • 3 tablespoons sugar plus a pinch
  • 2 tablespoons nonfat dried milk
  • 3 1/2 cups flour (ideally cake, but plain works fine)
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
  • Canola oil for greasing and brushing

For filling:

Pork shoulder or belly
Soy
Brown sugar
Water or stock
Optional -
Ginger
Garlic
Scallions
Star anise
Cinnamon
Bacon

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. If using shoulder/butt, cut into 2"x2" cubes. In a large stock pot that is oven proof, and will fit in your oven (or ideally a 8" half hotel pan if you are fortunate to have access to restaurant cookware) add water and soy in a 4 or 5 :1 ratio, til it's the color of tea. Add sugar and optional aromatics, meat, and bring to a simmer. If using pork belly, sear chunks of the belly first, and then add the liquids and aromatics. Cover with foil, and place in oven for at least 4, ideally 7 hours.

When tender, shred shoulder in a separate pan and moisten with braising liquid. Season with soy and 5 spice (star anise, clove, cinnamon, fennel, ginger)

Mix 1/4 c water with yeast and sugar, let stand in a warm spot until foamy, about 5 minutes. Add remaining water.
In a separate howl, mix flour and milk powder. Add wet mixture to this and knead until it forms a smooth ball of dough. Some additional water may be necessary here. Knead a few minutes longer to incorporate all ingredients. Place dough ball in oiled bowl, rub or soray with oil, and cover with plastic wrap. Let rise about 2 hours or until doubles in size.

Punch down dough and flatten onto a floured surface. Sprinkle with baking powder, knead to incorporate. Allow to rise another 30 minutes to an hour.

Tear off goofball sized pieces of dough and flatten into oblong shapes. Line either a pot with a steamer rack in it or an electric steamer with parchment paper and steam baos for about 3 minutes.

Brush baos with hoisin, fill with pork and toppings. Eat gratuitously.


BINDAETTOEK

2 cups dried (split, ideally) mung beans, rinsed in a few change of water
1/4 cup short grain rice, rinsed to remove white powdery dust
2 cloves garlic, finely minced or 1 T garlic powder
1 1/2 cups fermented kimchi, chopped
4 oz mung bean sprout, blanched and squeezed to remove moisture.
1/2 cup kimchi juice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
Salt and pepper to taste
Green/red chilies for garnish, optional
Frying oil

For a dipping sauce:
1/2 c soy sauce
2T rice vinegar
Chopped cilantro
Sambal

Soak the beans over night. When soft, blend beans, rice, garlic, Kim chi juice, and soy til smooth.

Mix sprouts, Kim chi, and bean mix in a bowl. Fry felafel to pancake sized portions. The smaller they are the easier they will be to flip. Season with salt when golden and allow to sit on a wire rack or a plate with paper towels to soak up the extra oil. Serve with a dipping sauce.


PAD THAI (Kway Teow pad Thai)

This is well known to be the national dish of Thailand, however many people do not know that it's origins lie in Chinese cuisine. The full name literally means "stir fried noodles thai style". It is also argued to have Vietnamese origins, called Bahn Pho Xao Sate, meaning stir fried pho, a traditional noodle soup. It's basically stir fried rice noodles with bean sprouts, egg, fish sauce, and chilis, with options such as tofu, chicken, shrimp, or even hot dogs. Garnishes will sometimes include crushed peanuts or cashews, cilantro, a lime wedge, or any other of the multitude of Thai condiments. Some people put tamarind in it, some people use rice vinegar and kaffir lime, brown sugar or jaggery, the combinations are endless

3 packages rice noodles (the thick kind, usually labeled as pad thai, not the thin mei fun noodles)
Tofu
Bean sprouts
Red bell pepper julienne
Garlic
Ginger
Thai chilis (optional)
Scallions (white and green parts separated)
Eggs

Cilantro
Crushed peanuts or cashews
Lime wedge

Fish sauce
Tamarind (juice) or rice vinegar or even lime + orange juice
Soy
Brown sugar or jaggery (palm sugar)

Cook rice noodles according to package directions, when al dente, rinse in a colander with cold water and spread out on a baking sheet with a little oil to prevent from sticking.

In a wok or large frying pan, sauté whites of scallion cut into bite sized pieces, bell pepper, garlic, ginger, and sprouts.

Whisk eggs in a separate bowl and add to wok and scramble. Add tofu, cut into 2"x1/4"x1/4" batons. Cook til tofu is golden.

Add fish sauce, tamarind, soy, and sugar. Add noodles and toss until all ingredients are incorporated. Serve with chopped cilantro, nuts, and lime wedge.